Big strong predator that sucks at hunting so much that they need to lure the deer to stand directly in front of their gun.

At that point you're not even a hunter, you're a slob that might as well be ordering from a menu. Pathetic.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    9 months ago

    You're allowed a spear, but it has to be a spear you made yourself. Deer have had four hundred thousand years to invent spears, they're just being lazy asses growing them out of their heads instead.

    • ElGosso [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      Just wait until the deer start innovating and build their own Browning machine guns

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        9 months ago

        It's just a matter of time. Co-evolving defenses against predation and all that.

    • Quimps
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      9 months ago

      What's your take on whaling with a knife while singing a 58 verse long song about how much you like killing ala the pilot whale hunters on the Faroe islands?

      (I'm very opposed in case anyone is wondering)