Trump Says TikTok Ban Will Benefit 'Zuckerschmuck'
Trump spoke out against a bipartisan bill that would ban TikTok.
The former president said "Facebook and Zuckerschmuck will double their business" without the app.
While in office, Trump pushed TikTok to find a US buyer or face a ban.
I think this is that thing where they put peanut butter and strawberry jelly into a single jar.
And then
(insert paragraphs long essay about nut bans in schools and THE WOKES here)