• Elon_Musk [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    one fire department crew arrived on the scene 24 minutes after getting a call.

    So she was already long dead

    Efforts to resuscitate Chao began immediately with paramedics attempting to revive her for 43 minutes.

    Only billionaires get this treatment

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      The Virgin Angela Chow: "Help, I, a billionaire, am drowning in my Redditmobile, gurgle gurgle" wastes hours of firefighter and paramedic time and resources. Waterlogged corpse gets dunked on.

      The Chad Aaron Bushnell: "I will no longer be complicit in genocide, free Palestine" wastes hours of Israeli embassy security and US police time and resources. Immortalised in flames, gets vigils from China to Lebanon.

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      So she was already long dead

      Isn't the cybertruck nominally kind of waterproof or something? I mean even your average car takes a while to sink and fill up with water, I could imagine the cybertruck holding out shittily but survivably for a good, I dunno, 20 minutes or so?