I wish but seriously the dumbest shit ever. China is not spying on your oafish american ass they literally could care less.

  • What_Religion_R_They [none/use name]
    hexbear
    47
    3 months ago

    it irks me that every online discussion I've seen on this forced expropriation does not mention Oracle at all. The whole charade is predicated on it being Chinese owned and run but it isn't.

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
      hexbear
      14
      3 months ago

      That would be funny if Tiktok ends up being compliant with the law they pass, and any ISP that does try to ban it gets sued because of that, and the court rules that yes, it's compliant with the law. And Congress keeps trying to ban it but they're too geriatric and tech illiterate to actually get the right wording to ban it.

      • What_Religion_R_They [none/use name]
        hexbear
        14
        3 months ago

        Eh I wouldn't count on it. Even if they somehow fuck it up that badly, they tend to follow the spirit of the law when it's something they want but they didn't account for, or letter of the law when they're just being ghouls. Vibes based law enforcement.

      • POKEMONGOTOTHEGULAG [none/use name]
        hexbear
        29
        3 months ago

        TikTok is mandated to pay Billions to Oracle to 'audit' their code. TikTok must comply with any changes Oracle orders. For every change Oracle mandates, Oracle gets paid additional commissions.