I know the leftist in me is supposed to have sympathy for these people and get them to unionize. But only after I stop laughing and enjoying this moment. For years these fucks told the rest of us to “learn to code” and pretended like studying anything else at uni was a fucking waste of time.

GUESS WHAT FUCKERS. SO WAS CODING. Looks like we’ll be baristas together, only I’ll have three years of experience!!!

  • Optimus_Subprime [he/him, they/them]
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    3 months ago

    You might be able to get a DevOps Engineer job.

    I know, DevOps is a paradigm and not a position, but there are companies (with clueless HR departments) still hiring for those jobs. So if you want to leverage your knowledge and experience, you can do alright there. Following that, a better position might be Site Reliability Engineer.

    Another position might be Application Support, if you don't mind fixing software.

    • TheSpectreOfGay [he/him, she/her]
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      3 months ago

      Been applying to DevOps, but I'll be sure to look for the other ones you suggest as I hadn't heard of those, thank you!