Frank [he/him, he/him] to chapotraphouse • 4 months agoI'm kind of hoping for Biden to win just to see what crazy bullshit it does to Libs brainsmessage-squaremessage-square50 fedilinkarrow-up185file-text
arrow-up185message-squareI'm kind of hoping for Biden to win just to see what crazy bullshit it does to Libs brainsFrank [he/him, he/him] to chapotraphouse • 4 months agomessage-square50 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
Like how would they react? Would they party in the streets? Would they cheer? Would they go back to brunch? i wanna know.
minus-squareFindom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]hexbear39·4 months agoHe's going to have a massive stroke in the middle of the vote count and die mere moments before squeaking out a 0.1% win against le bad orang man Kamala will then sustain life-threatening injures in a coconut tree-involved incident Trump promptly dies of a heart attack from shock while shidding and farding out his doo doo ass Here's how Nikki Haley can still win... link
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]hexbear7·4 months agoKamala just straight up says "I did not sign up for this bullshit" and forfeits the presidency to republicans, liberals literally explode from yelling yas queen so hard. link
minus-squareFindom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]hexbear4·4 months agoKHive horseshoe theory confirmed link
He's going to have a massive stroke in the middle of the vote count and die mere moments before squeaking out a 0.1% win against le bad orang man
Kamala will then sustain life-threatening injures in a coconut tree-involved incident
Trump promptly dies of a heart attack from shock while shidding and farding out his doo doo ass
Here's how Nikki Haley can still win...
Kamala just straight up says "I did not sign up for this bullshit" and forfeits the presidency to republicans, liberals literally explode from yelling yas queen so hard.
KHive horseshoe theory confirmed