Pros

  • You look really good like a photoshoot model in the sun

  • Infinite hair style options

  • Can wear it up or down depending on your mood

  • Keeps your head and neck and ears warm when it's cold

  • Can be masc or fem or both or neither at your whim

  • Smells nice when you wave it around

  • People like touching it if you want them to and it feels nice

Cons

  • WHY THE FUCK IS IT STILL WET I WASHED IT HOURS AGO WHY WON'T YOU JUST DRY OH MY GOD PLEASE

It's a tough choice tbh

  • ashinadash [she/her]
    ·
    8 months ago

    Cons

    • why the fuck is it still wet

    • need like twice as much shampoo/conditioner/etc as everybody else, don't even bother trying to dye it

    • gets caught on things like door handles, etc

    • wife sometimes lays or sits on it by accident, I sometimes lay or sit on it by accident

    • brushing my hair now takes half an hour because I have to empty the brush of stray hairs after every brushstroke

    • I shed like a motherfucker and now my house is strewn with long bronzeish hairs somehow

    • always finding its way into my face or my mouth, somehow

    • actually kind of heavy, sorta weighs on my skull

    • sweaty

    • people always want to touch it which requires some boundary setting

    • too much for a bun probably, and a ponytail still getd in the way

    Pros

    • pwetty
    • KittyBobo [he/him, comrade/them]
      ·
      8 months ago

      -just leave the towel on my hair while I game.
      -i get all my shampoo for free because I steal things.
      -i once got it caught on a conveyor belt but i quit that job the same day so whatever.
      -i live alone.
      -just let it be wild and matted like nature intended, people will think you've been having sex and won't try to proposition you.
      -the fact that i shed is everybody else's problem.
      -skill issue.
      -skill issue.
      -i don't sweat, that's gross.
      -i occasionally get compliments from old ladies but people instinctually know not to touch me.
      -that's a you problem for trying to tame a wild mane.

      • ashinadash [she/her]
        ·
        8 months ago

        I'm kind of being unfair :)

        Other Pros:

        • if you stopped cutting it when you started transition then it's a 1:1 representation of how long you've been Gender®

        • literally gorgeous, shines like silk in any light

        • free happiness whenever you see it

        • can cover boobs crush

        • infinite free compliments

        • can bother your significant other by whipping it around

    • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
      ·
      8 months ago

      I had great success dying mine with Garnier olia despite the gargantuan amounts of shampoo and conditioner it absorbs