• emizeko [they/them]
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    8 months ago

    for a long time I thought this guy's name was David Axehole because a user (72T? I forget) would always refer to them as such when posting excerpts of their cheerleading for AFU

    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
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      8 months ago

      Forbes Editor-in-Chief : Who made that man an op-ed writer?

      Major Axehole : I did sir. He's my cousin.

      Forbes Editor-in-Chief : Who is he?

      Colonel Sandurz : He's an Axehole sir.

      Forbes Editor-in-Chief : I know that! What's his name?

      Colonel Sandurz : That is his name sir. Axehole, Major Axehole!

      Forbes Editor-in-Chief : And his cousin?

      Colonel Sandurz : He's an Axehole too sir. Senior Special Military Correspondant David Axehole!

      Forbes Editor-in-Chief : How many Axeholes do we have here at Forbes, anyway?

      [Entire editorial board stands up and raises a hand]

      Entire Forbes Editorial Board : Yo!