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    8 months ago

    Forbes Editor-in-Chief : Who made that man an op-ed writer?

    Major Axehole : I did sir. He's my cousin.

    Forbes Editor-in-Chief : Who is he?

    Colonel Sandurz : He's an Axehole sir.

    Forbes Editor-in-Chief : I know that! What's his name?

    Colonel Sandurz : That is his name sir. Axehole, Major Axehole!

    Forbes Editor-in-Chief : And his cousin?

    Colonel Sandurz : He's an Axehole too sir. Senior Special Military Correspondant David Axehole!

    Forbes Editor-in-Chief : How many Axeholes do we have here at Forbes, anyway?

    [Entire editorial board stands up and raises a hand]

    Entire Forbes Editorial Board : Yo!