peterson-pain the young men of our once great nation are getting vamped, snuggle pupped, and petted into submission

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Wikipedia says that the town has a large Mormon population. I could see that being a properly dry county back then. Just kissin' cousins eating the most bland food imaginable, snuggle pupping through their full-body underwear.