the young men of our once great nation are getting vamped, snuggle pupped, and petted into submission
“ But girls like to be called snuggle puppies,” wailed a careworn principal of a city school. “They grant the boys liberties, encourage them to take them, and if the young chaps do not follow the pace, they are called sissies, poor boobs, or flat tires.”
Imagining the most over the top mid century jersey accent girl pointing at a boy's crotch and howling with laughter as she shouts "flat tire" over and over
In Atlantic City, N.J., beach cops were instructed to throw ice water on seaside petting parties
o7 to the volcel police
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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
In this school which annually turns out one hundred teachers of physical training, the girls frankly admit that no young man can prove his devotion save to the tune of $10 to $25 an evening.
$10 in 1921 is worth $173.37 today
$25 in 1921 is worth $433.42 today
That's so much to spend on a date, even if you get snuggle pupped. Ogden, UT had a population of 32,804 in the 1920 census so where do you even spend $433.42 without going to every business in town twice?
I mean, that was during prohibition... They propably got hammered and did various old school drugs.
Wikipedia says that the town has a large Mormon population. I could see that being a properly dry county back then. Just kissin' cousins eating the most bland food imaginable, snuggle pupping through their full-body underwear.
This is bullshit, yellow journalism. I have never met flappers willing to do some snuggle pupping!
🎶She was a scamp, a camp, and a bit of a tramp, and he got V-A-M-P, vamped!🎶
Gee whiz, mister! You're saying that when I grow up I get to be vamped all the time? Wow!
What have the girls to say about it? Students of the Chicago School of Physical Education say frankly that they wouldn’t think of going to a party with a young man unless he took them at least one way in a taxi. In this school which annually turns out one hundred teachers of physical training, the girls frankly admit that no young man can prove his devotion save to the tune of $10 to $25 an evening.
Damn Gold Diggers!
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