Jesus: is crucified
Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”
Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.
Can someone please explain this.
EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.
Oh, man. NATO will destroy itself
just as our loser countries join up and wreck our international reputation. Truly there could be nothing more fitting.
People didn't think it could be done, but our governments managed to sneak aboard the Titanic when it had already hit the iceberg.