Wait, do I become a wolf man, a bull man or just a regular bull with an enormous penis? Only one way to find out I guess.

No, I think we will see it in our lifetimes. Not in any actually benevolent way, just a brief respite from the worst this world has to offer in exchange for the power to to literally anything.

I'm a bit of a flag nerd. I like the Soviet flag (all versions) but it is far from the best one. A good flag should:

1. Be unique. (Check, no one is confused about this one)
2. Have a reasonablee color scheme (Check, the colors are great)
3. Have a reasonable design (Check, but you can fail this one real bad)
4. Contain no writing (Check, obviously)
5. Be possible for a child to draw without any training (Fail, drawing a hammer and sickle is actually pretty difficult even for an adult)

The best flag in the world is Vietnam and the worst one is Cape Verde, or possibly Bosnia and Herzegovina bacause of the inexplicalbe design decision to cut stars in half.

And probably earn more votes. A lot more votes. No campaigning or anything, just funneling all the campaign funds into something that actually helps people. Social media would have done all the work. Sooner or later someone will remember the "bread" part of "bread and circuses" and they will rule completely unchecked. It will probably be terrible.

I cannot be alone in thinking that if one of the listings on a menu was just described as "Fancy Woke" I just need to order that thing even if I'm not really hungry. Offering a sandwich with that filling would probably just be a sound business decision.

I donated what I could. Wish it could be more and I desperately hope you will be safe.

EDIT: Also I think Amber should call the Volcel Police.

I'm seeing the color gradient go from orange to red and then I read the numbers and understand that the scale was not supposed to go this high. This is terrifying. This scale was designed to make Sarajevo look like an emergency.

This hits a bit harder than expected. Good on them!

They also may not deploy 100 000 troops to Ukraine. One of the two, I'm sure of it!

That "We come across railway lines that aren't on the maps" really reads like someone who has just realized that he will die there. Just pure horror. Sucks to be him I guess!

Pretty sure if you try to live on a cruise ship for four years straight you will also be skipping all subsequent presidential terms.

If I log off Bill Maher dies. It's a huge responsibility.

This shouldn't be a scheduled event. Just attack him! That should get him some numbers.

This looks like something that could for real make him never worry about aging again very soon.

What emerges from that bedroom on January 6th will at last be the plague golem worthy of leading the liberal revolution. That is not a snuggie, it is your cocoon. Freedom will die together with your old and feeble human flesh and its snuggie. Embrace the synthesis, embrace the future!

How will we adjust to the new Kum & Shoo reality?

I don't think this qualifies as news even if they just announced it.

Hurt and jaded by their betrayal, Canadian Nineties indie-pop singer Alanis Morissette went on to rally 1.5 million people to vote for Trump.

The Western world spent four decades moving all of their production of absolutely everything into China because it was cheap. Two generations later we consider it an unexpected and worrying problem that China is so good at producing things all of a sudden and wonder why we can't just produce them ourselves anymore when we haven't trained anyone in the modern production methods of those things since before personal computers were a thing.

I hast seen this cat. It is lovely.