I can't get paid for shitting on company time since I never really need to shit at work, but I'll be damned if I don't kill the same amount of time while on the clock. Thank god restroom breaks are mandated by OSHA and they don't count toward our normal 10 minute paid breaks. Over the course of an 8 hour shift, I try to spend at least 30 minutes total in the restroom.

  • ryepunk [he/him]5•3 months ago

    Oh yeah, I usually take a bathroom break before my hour lunch and then well you gotta use the bathroom after eating all that food.

    And then a couple 15 minutes here and there, because I can't just start reading an article, gotta finish it in one sitting. My coworkers are so bad at the job that I still get more done than them and I'm working two hours less.