• Azarova [they/them]
    hexbear
    68
    3 months ago

    at some point i feel like militaries are going to start screening out WT players because its apparently such an intelligence risk lmao

    • barrbaric [he/him]
      hexbear
      56
      3 months ago

      US immigration adding on "Do you currently have or have you ever had an account on the War Thunder forums?" to the questionnaire.

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexbear
      51
      3 months ago

      Sorry son, you aren't allowed to be drafted for thr next ethnic cleansing. We found a War Thunder account from your house. Security risk. Hope you understand.

      • Mokey [none/use name]
        hexbear
        52
        edit-2
        3 months ago

        sitting in concrete wall room with just a table, a single light and a polygraph machine nervously sweating

        Son, have you ever had a War Thunder account?

        N...No

        WEEEOOOOOOWEEEOOOOO polygraph off the charts, guy shoots me in the head

        • Egon [they/them]
          hexagon
          hexbear
          40
          edit-2
          3 months ago

          sitting in the same concrete room. Two exasperated agents stand in front of me. A desktop monitor and a keyboard is now on the desk

          "Okay sir, let's go thru this again. We are going to hand you some classified documents and what are you going to do?"

          yes-honey-left Not leak them on the warthunder forums.

          "And if someone on the internet calls your favorite tank gay?"

          I immediately grab the classified documents and start typing away. Nothing happens on the monitor

          "Sigh RESET THE SIMULATION"