I saw these and I thought they were so cute, like I genuinely wanted one for myself because it looked like something out of Subnautica. Then I go to the website and lo- it's made for fucking landlords.
They even have a calculator that calculates rent for the pods.
They'll never regulate this shit, you'll have an absolute
putting like 10 in a house and charging every head full rent.
He was right 
No way this is real. Somebody from here has to have written this as a bit. It's another one of these things where it sounds like it's tailor-made to drive Hexbear users insane. The only thing that's missing here is an AI assistant inside the pod, watching you sleep.
It implies that landlords even need help. It's never been a better time to be a landlord.
I read the whole website trying to figure out if it was a joke and I'm still not sure
Omg delete this before the lathe hears you!
You got a good theory going on, this whole website was pure
for me.
Whoever wrote this please show yourself and tell us it's a fucking joke.