The whole class was super suspect anyway because the discussion topic was “how would you debate morality with a religious fundamentalist terrorist” or something I don’t fully remember. And this guy is just like “yeah I’d say look, we have all these modern comforts like toasters and smartphones and stuff, we must be doing something right”. (This was in like 2009)
Anyway the ending of the story is that the dude became known in our class for being rejected by a girl and wanking into her dustbin like some kind of even more pathetic Louis CK. And later on for becoming a blood diamonds trader (serious). I don’t know if there was a moral to this tale but uh. Don’t be a chud I guess
toasters suck ass anyways - they're a shitty ass unitasker
you can literally toast bread faster and with more accuracy on just like a fucking pan or something. at least upgrade to a toaster oven since those can be used for more than 1 thing
But have you considered the superior western german engineering of "toast goes up when done"?