• zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    8 months ago

    I'm mostly just laughing at the notion of "being obligated by the government to show up on time to dinner" as some death knell to American freedom to leave other people waiting.

    • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]
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      8 months ago

      Social credit score jokes leaked back into Chinese society so they use it ironically now.

      • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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        8 months ago

        Yep. It's like when you guys joke about being paid Soros Bucks for posting, when really, it's just me getting paid in Juche Credit Score by Glorious Leader Kim.

    • TechnoUnionTypeBeat [he/him, they/them]
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      8 months ago

      Every restaurant in China has a CCP commissar standing next to the host, if you're late they make sure to personally inform Xi, and if the host doesn't have a table ready for you they're summarily executed and the most senior waiter becomes the host

      • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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        8 months ago

        You left out the part about how they're executed. President Xi sends them to Glorious Leader Kim, who makes them stand on the train tracks to wait for when all the slaves pull the train over them because they haven't invented coal yet.