Ben Shabibo, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Eric Adams

I think it's an intersection between who I get along with these people the least (given), annoying personal affect, most likely to behave erratically while high. So take Ronald Reagan for example, he was an actor with media training and a normal enough voice, he also might not react that strongly to marijuana. So while I'm glad he's dead and has done more bad for the world than any of the other three, I'd walk away going "that was weird" instead of "OH MY GOD THANK GOD THEY'RE GONE"

ALTERNATIVELY

Nate Silver, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Malcom Gladwell

Individually they aren't as detestable as the first set, but they'd be symbiotically analytical to the point I'd fucking (pretend to) panic so I could be escorted away.