TRUMP WAS REELECTED. IMPORTANT EMAIL YOU MUST READ!
Restoring Roe? Look, we had a plan but you idiots didn't vote hard enough and we can't do it.
Doing anything positive about anything? Elections have consequences. Everything good in congress is already DOA because you idiots made TFG president again.
Do not forget that there's also the Republican justice "veto".
Sorry not-sorry but we must lurch to right so we can reach out to the all-important "won't vote for us anyway" demographic.
You stopped a kind, decent man from being president for a second term. You even made him cry. Are you proud of yourselves?
[Video embed of President Biden crying]
By the way - we're going to continue to be highly active on our Restoring Roe plans. Restoring Roe is an important tool in our campaigning and fundraising arsenal quiver.
Exactly. Dems learned the best way to fundraise is to lose and push their failures onto the public, reaping the 'reward' of people justifiably panicking over losing rights
Like, that's it? Damn, if you're gonna bribe motherfuckers to make you the head of the wealthiest country in the world then let's get serious with the offers. But then he didn't even pay up. I didn't vote for him anyway so whatever.
They might actually win the mythical moderate conservative vote. And all it took was abandoning all its nominal values because the tiktok iPad teens wouldn’t get on board with genocide
The moderate conservative was their target in the last cycle, too. And this will be a lot more convincing to them than anything he did last campaign season.
Biden has to be trying to lose at this point right?
I unironically think dem leaderships want to lose the presidency to Trump while gaining a majority in congress at this point.
That would be perfect for them.
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TRUMP WAS REELECTED. IMPORTANT EMAIL YOU MUST READ!
Restoring Roe? Look, we had a plan but you idiots didn't vote hard enough and we can't do it.
Doing anything positive about anything? Elections have consequences. Everything good in congress is already DOA because you idiots made TFG president again.
Do not forget that there's also the Republican justice "veto".
Sorry not-sorry but we must lurch to right so we can reach out to the all-important "won't vote for us anyway" demographic.
You stopped a kind, decent man from being president for a second term. You even made him cry. Are you proud of yourselves?
[Video embed of President Biden crying]
By the way - we're going to continue to be highly active on our Restoring Roe plans. Restoring Roe is an important tool in our campaigning and fundraising arsenal quiver.
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You are an artist.
I don't even think they want that, easier to fundraise when you can promise the world while being completely unable to act
From a book I'm reading from a renowned Democratic strategist.
Exactly. Dems learned the best way to fundraise is to lose and push their failures onto the public, reaping the 'reward' of people justifiably panicking over losing rights
Name of book please, I'd like to take it out on the seven seas
"Reinventing Political Advertising" by Hal Marchow
Gross title
The weird thing is they don't even promise much. Their campaign lies are even shitty!
"Vote for me and I'll give you $2,000!"
Like, that's it? Damn, if you're gonna bribe motherfuckers to make you the head of the wealthiest country in the world then let's get serious with the offers. But then he didn't even pay up. I didn't vote for him anyway so whatever.
*unwilling
True, I should've had 'unable' in quotes
They might actually win the mythical moderate conservative vote. And all it took was abandoning all its nominal values because the tiktok iPad teens wouldn’t get on board with genocide
The moderate conservative was their target in the last cycle, too. And this will be a lot more convincing to them than anything he did last campaign season.