I still have it my head that 99% of the land based ICMB arsenal is 100% incapable of launching and I refuse to be corrected.

So, overpaying Paul Blarts to watch the fences around the silos while the military nuke techs sit in their holes playing video games and watching cartoons actually makes me feel pretty comfortable.

wear camp like soldiers lol

I'm sure this is a typo and you mean to say "camo" but soldiers on guard duty in drag queen getup makes me smile.