• radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    After that, he lead a army against Rome... Hannibal Lecter loved eating people and war elephants. He even brought the elephants over the Alps, and there weren't even ski lifts back then! But elephants can't survive in Italy, so Hannibal had to flee. Very Brave, but pathetic...

    • sir_this_is_a_wendys [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      the elephants can't survive on pasta, folks. They can eat pizza sometimes but it's not good for them. It's not good for them. Hannibal didn't think of this.

      For some reason I'm picturing him like actually caring about elephants for some reason 😂