You: just a tidy up. You know, a bit off the back and sides. It's been a while.

Barber: Bet, I've got you fam.

*proceeds to give you the same fucking fade he gives everyone else that comes in, regardless of what they ask for

  • Dessa [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    Saw an episode of Queer Eye where the hair guy took some hippie with a lumberjack beard and made him look like Hitler youth. I think of this often