You: just a tidy up. You know, a bit off the back and sides. It's been a while.
Barber: Bet, I've got you fam.
*proceeds to give you the same fucking fade he gives everyone else that comes in, regardless of what they ask for
At this point, pls shave me bald... I dinnae want me hair...
And that's all from Badger Falls, where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and the children are pink-cheeked and robust.
where i live the men are men and the boys are men and sometimes alligators are men too
that'll be $50
there are benefits to male pattern baldness whos laughing now
Finding a barber that can actually determine the best hair cut for the person in the chair is hard these days. I feel like many times they just perfect the fad style of the week and are hopeless when it comes to being imaginative.
In their defense, they can't really guess easily if you had a straight clipper cut, a taper or a fade just from looking at your hair 3+ months out. And people like fades right now
I have long hair and a beard so it's like 'just fix this up'. You don't need to make me look likeiI invest in crypto
Saw an episode of Queer Eye where the hair guy took some hippie with a lumberjack beard and made him look like Hitler youth. I think of this often
