As a tree I find it liberating having all my genitals just flapping around in the wind, spraying everyone with my shit, and everyone is spraying me. It's one giant jizz-fest. You can even piss on me if you want. And I'm low upkeep too, just give me some soil, sun and water. Just, don't carve you're initials into me, that's a deal breaker.
As a tree I find it liberating having all my genitals just flapping around in the wind, spraying everyone with my shit, and everyone is spraying me. It's one giant jizz-fest. You can even piss on me if you want. And I'm low upkeep too, just give me some soil, sun and water. Just, don't carve you're initials into me, that's a deal breaker.