They took the saddest picture they had of him. All the other pictures was just 
shortest leftist meme sticker
Would be on brand for Melon to re-invent the government, but just shittier in every way possible.
Sorry kiddo, a Ukrainian nazi need that bed.
They need to go through basic-education-camps first.
NASA has learned that without Earth’s gravity affecting the human body, weight-bearing bones lose on average 1% to 1.5% of mineral density per month during spaceflight.
It would be annual TIL post on 
She sounds fun.
The standard size for most AR-15 magazines is 30 rounds. Timmy fires 17 rounds at his class mates. How many rounds dose he have left in the magazine?
Tbf "nightmare" is also a type of dream.
People mentioning acetone and rubbing alcohol. Those are great! But it can be expensive. A more frugal option is to reuse an old bottle for baby powder and put lye in it, it's basically soap. You can lye in bulk at some places. Just sprinkle it around to keep everything fresh down there.
Cosmonauts die on the way down. Astronauts die on the way up.
My favorite is the "lost astronaut" conspiracy to cope with the fact that America was clapping whole crews before even leaving the atmosphere.
Edit: "As of December 2024, in-flight accidents have killed 15 astronauts and 4 cosmonauts in five separate incidents." according to wiki.
Bro this is a different election bro Its different this is social fascism bro this isnt imperialsim different this will not do war crimes just try it I swear bro just vote it in please bro this is sucdemism this is sucdem not hitler hitler is more autrhoriarian bro this is sucdems please
clear majority of country is against it
government do it anyway
Yup, it's liberal democracy time.
Imagine being a typical liberated Tibetan serf seeing some lama failson trying to bring back slavery. Yeah it's reporting time.
Reminded me of this gem from Parentis "Friendly feudalism"
Many Tibetan commandos and agents whom the CIA dropped into the country were chiefs of aristocratic clans or the sons of chiefs. Ninety percent of them were never heard from again, according to a report from the CIA itself ...
You can "water-resist" most electronics with hot-snot and nail polish.
To anyone who find this note. It's been two days since I descended into settings. I mindlessly went into the accessibility settings and ended up triggering some kind of trap. The display is all fucked up and I couldn't click anything. I finally escaped the robot voice that reads everything out loud but ended up in some developer setting. I can't even remember why I went in here.
This will be my last entry. I'm almost out of batteries.