how is this different from the way we live now?

Wait, is diglett's head actually...

As a tree I find it liberating having all my genitals just flapping around in the wind, spraying everyone with my shit, and everyone is spraying me. It's one giant jizz-fest. You can even piss on me if you want. And I'm low upkeep too, just give me some soil, sun and water. Just, don't carve you're initials into me, that's a deal breaker.

oh yeah i think about that all the time

Ah. So that's why it looks like a mushroom head.

What's stopping you from doing that right now though?

Fruiting Bodies

I would love to be a bunch of fucked up spaghetti living in the dirt, decomposing disgusting animals into their basest elements to feed myself and my friends

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Please donut kinkshame on the bear site