• citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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    1 month ago

    guessing since they were misidentified at first that the cum extraction didn’t happen in time

    • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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      1 month ago

      The cum extraction team was absolutely devastated. They had to pull one man out and decommission him for trauma as he was up to his elbows in viscera, fruitlessly trying to jack off a nearly unrecognizable mound of flesh.

        • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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          1 month ago

          I bring my A game to the sickos here on hexbear. Many people think that's a mistake, but I don't know how to stop at this point.

          • 7bicycles [he/him]
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            1 month ago

            Yeah I'll say that's some S+ tier wordsmithing there. I think you should use your powers for better sentences as per content, but I'll be damned if that one isn't gonna bounce around the noggin for the rest of my life

            • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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              1 month ago

              Copy pasta that shit if you like. Spam it at zionists and tell them you have photographic proof but it's just a link to PPB ppb-gigachad