• citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
    hexbear
    52
    1 month ago

    guessing since they were misidentified at first that the cum extraction didn’t happen in time

    • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
      hexbear
      54
      edit-2
      1 month ago

      The cum extraction team was absolutely devastated. They had to pull one man out and decommission him for trauma as he was up to his elbows in viscera, fruitlessly trying to jack off a nearly unrecognizable mound of flesh.

        • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
          hexbear
          25
          1 month ago

          I bring my A game to the sickos here on hexbear. Many people think that's a mistake, but I don't know how to stop at this point.

          • 7bicycles [he/him]
            hexbear
            17
            1 month ago

            Yeah I'll say that's some S+ tier wordsmithing there. I think you should use your powers for better sentences as per content, but I'll be damned if that one isn't gonna bounce around the noggin for the rest of my life

            • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
              hexbear
              6
              1 month ago

              Copy pasta that shit if you like. Spam it at zionists and tell them you have photographic proof but it's just a link to PPB ppb-gigachad

  • Nakoichi [he/him]M
    hexbear
    50
    1 month ago

    This will never stop being funny to me. Up there with flag kicker guy and dumbasses getting domed in the open because they have zero discipline or situational awareness and the build that got blown up by a rocket cuz they were trying to rig it for demolition.

      • @GinAndJuche
        hexbear
        12
        1 month ago

        “First as tragedy second as farce” version of Masada.

  • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
    hexbear
    24
    1 month ago

    an incident of so-called friendly fire

    because it wasn't friendly fire, actually
    and another thing: I'm not coping and seething. don't put it in the paper that I coped and seethed

    • @GinAndJuche
      hexbear
      11
      1 month ago

      What’s the actual happening you think was the real event?

      I could easily believe the tank excuse being used to coverup one of those booby trapped buildings getting a big win, as an example.

      • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
        hexbear
        9
        1 month ago

        I personally think it was friendly fire.

        I was emulating the author of whatever article the screenshot is of who decided to add a "so called" in front of friendly fire because they needed to justify the incident as a "not my guys making a mistake, no no no" to protect their ego or something

        I just think that's a very weird thing to write

  • Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt [he/him, they/them]
    hexbear
    24
    1 month ago

    This is like when amerikan soldiers die in "training accidents". Expect to see more of this as the iof keeps getting clapped. They're not gonna admit how bad they're losing in Gaza.

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
    hexbear
    15
    1 month ago

    This is what happens if we keep feeding weapons to the middle east, the slurs turn them against us

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
    hexbear
    13
    1 month ago

    How does a tank shell or even sustained tank fire take out 4 sergeants and a captain with zero privates being harmed? Did the tank light up a staff meeting or what?

    • barrbaric [he/him]
      hexbear
      16
      1 month ago

      The meme that every conscript in Israel is an officer is somewhat based on truth. They give out promotions very readily to try to ego boost conscripts so they'll stay in the colonial occupation forces longer.

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
      hexbear
      10
      1 month ago

      with zero privates being harmed

      They're getting more proactive about their gonad harvesting.