lmao, but he will wiggle.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
    hexagon
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    29 days ago

    I really want his prison arc where he wins and governs from his cell and decides not to pardon himself because he's become the king of the jail.

    • Cromalin [she/her]
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      29 days ago

      he can't vote for himself because he lives in florida lmao

      • Futterbinger [he/him, they/them]
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        29 days ago

        There's a good chance he takes one of the classic "candidate at the polls on election day" photos and it makes liberals cry about voter fraud for weeks because nobody cares.

      • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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        edit-2
        29 days ago

        Technically he can because it's only illegal for felons who were convicted in Florida to vote in Florida, NY felons can move to Florida (or in this case already live there) and vote all they want

      • regul [any]
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        29 days ago

        I thought felons could vote once they'd completed the terms of their sentence, but the state legislature just redefined that to mean paying back the state for your free prison lodging.

        • Cromalin [she/her]
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          29 days ago

          i'm guessing/hoping that he'll at least be on probation in november, but it's possible that he'll manage to pay that off