lmao, but he will wiggle.
You can find a list of the 34 rules he violated by searching for 'Donald Trump Rule 34'
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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.
No other Republican able to run on their ticket.
Biden polling in the drain.
Bernie can still win. Trust the plan, this is Our Revolution.
Maybe he'll turn out to be a communist and provide everyone with brainworms!
"The goal of communism is to instill every worker with brainworms." - Stalin, 1935
I would love to see that reality and how libs would develop an RFK derangement syndrome.
In Marvel Guardians of thr Galaxy there is a celestial named Ego, the living planet. Her ego is the size of a planet.
Pretty sure the person who made it thought they were doing a bit but no idea what the people who ran it were thinking. Perhaps something along the lines of "Yes, FleshOrb Hillary is exactly what the inscrutable elder gods desire!"
Bah, why dull a perfectly good blade on him... Do the old "wall and send his family a bill for the ammo" routine
A guillotine maker sits solemnly, knowing his trade is no longer needed
Then he hears The Internationale in the distance and picks his hammer back up
Alors, zis will be ze end of La Guillotinerie! But wait, could it be? Mon dieu, zat's Stalin's music!
Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.
Trump what from the ballots? What slur was here??
I'm so sorry for the confusion everyone, my mom doesn't let me say swears words normally but she gave me permission to explain it here.
I said doodyhead.
I said [CENSORED].
Wow. I can excuse slurs, but I draw the line at being rude!
removed from the ballots
Woah woah, slow down
We're not on the moon yet
If falsifying business records is a felony then every single business owner in america is a felon.
All the Maga tiktok livestreams right now saying "this is now coming to our front door" and I'm here saying
Good, if you commit fraud like this, you deserve it. Tired of the roles getting shot by pigs for not raising hands fast enough while the 1% skate off
Imagine if we committed this kind of fraud with our bank statements, our workers comp claims, our union funds, our insurance payouts, etc.
Every cash only business currently scrambling to get a chip reader
Can't wait for him to get the "felon" label officially applied, spend 2 weeks in jail, then get elected while in jail, pardon himself, send the judge and jury to the border camps, then the liberals to cry and do nothing about it.
New heights of !., most likely coming
What if we got the libs to roll out the
just this one time.........It's a state case. The president doesn't have pardon power over state cases.
That's what the law says but for the last 30 years "what are you gonna fucking do about it" has worked every time against dems
I bet he gets an epstein level of confinement only has be there on week nights
Served under house arrest, but not Mar-a-lago. The beach boy cabana house...pool toy closet / filter room that hasn't been cleaned in 5 years.
maybe someone can ghost write an autobiography for him while he's in jail, they could call it something catchy like My Struggle
he won't face consequences but i'm still cheering. there's a non-zero chance some very funny stuff comes out of this,
I really want his prison arc where he wins and governs from his cell and decides not to pardon himself because he's become the king of the jail.
There's a good chance he takes one of the classic "candidate at the polls on election day" photos and it makes liberals cry about voter fraud for weeks because nobody cares.
Technically he can because it's only illegal for felons who were convicted in Florida to vote in Florida, NY felons can move to Florida (or in this case already live there) and vote all they want
I thought felons could vote once they'd completed the terms of their sentence, but the state legislature just redefined that to mean paying back the state for your free prison lodging.
i'm guessing/hoping that he'll at least be on probation in november, but it's possible that he'll manage to pay that off
2025: Trump officially earns the title of "Weed Lord" as successfully assassinating prison rival Joey "Smiley" Buckatoro in a hit job.
He actually faces a serious sentence
Biden leans on the NY governor to pardon Trump 'to prove liberals are above that/to show the importance of unity'
Trump wins the election, immediately tries to get Biden tried for treason vis a vis border security
Listen fat, to heal our country I will suck and fuck my opponent
Class E penalty carries no minimum sentence, so long as the court agrees that the normal minimum of 1 year is too harsh.
That's the gist of the penal code
I think it would be cool if he stopped eating and drinking and withered to death out of fear of maybe possibly seeing the inside of a jail cell for a bit
Trump is given a six month suspended sentence. Biden pardons Trump to show bipartisanship and renew faith in American institutions. Trump wins and has Biden executed for treason.
I'm alone right now, and I'm really dreading my next human interaction. Do I smile and laugh, or do I act really off-putting and ask when Biden goes on trial for genocide now that Trump's done being tried for doing paperwork wrong?
Not in any American court bucko, that's for sure don't make me invade the Hague, what with their malarkey
Kate McKinnon with a single tear falling from her face, placing the Hillary wig on as the tv blares the verdict.
He will wiggle like he's never wiggled before. God tier wiggling.
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg ... noted that both the trial and verdict were arrived at “in the same manner as every other case that comes through the courtroom doors ... by following the facts and the law and doing so without fear or favor.”
getting high on his own supply
I too love the justice system that never falsely imprisoned anyone or arrived at verdicts for political reasons haha lol such a noble and righteous institution hehe xD yes
The New/Federated feed is already being flooded. Time for the random accusations of brigading to begin.
I switched over to my sdf account and literally the top 12 posts on the "hot" feed are all about this
doesn't have pardon power over state cases so far...
