PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them] to the_dunk_tank • edit-27 months agoConservatives are taking the news better than I expectedimagemessage-square46 fedilinkarrow-up1162file-text
arrow-up1162imageConservatives are taking the news better than I expectedPM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them] to the_dunk_tank • edit-27 months agomessage-square46 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]hexbear34·7 months ago"I'm gonna give you $100 to fuck off" "PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!" link
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]hexbear15·7 months agoMore like "I'm going to give you $100 dollars to fuck off" "OK that's fine" "And I'm going to have my lawyer pay you so there's no direct line to me" "Yea makes sense" "Then I'll pay him back later" "OK yea sounds good" "And I'm going to do it with money I collected as explicit political donations for campaign expenses" "Believe it or not there's actually nothing wrong with that" "But I'm going to lie what those campaigns funds were actually used for" "OK that actually is technically illegal now" link
minus-squareWhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]hexbear5·7 months agoI ask as someone who has spared themselves any coverage besides brief mentions on tiktok: he has 34 felony convictions now, right? It sounded like much more than being mistaken about campaign funds. Deeply unserious country link
minus-squareWhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]hexbear2·edit-27 months ago "Sir, a 34th woman has come out with a credible claim of sexual harassment" It's funny, but not funny haha link
"I'm gonna give you $100 to fuck off"
"PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!"
More like
"I'm going to give you $100 dollars to fuck off"
"OK that's fine"
"And I'm going to have my lawyer pay you so there's no direct line to me"
"Yea makes sense"
"Then I'll pay him back later"
"OK yea sounds good"
"And I'm going to do it with money I collected as explicit political donations for campaign expenses"
"Believe it or not there's actually nothing wrong with that"
"But I'm going to lie what those campaigns funds were actually used for"
"OK that actually is technically illegal now"
I ask as someone who has spared themselves any coverage besides brief mentions on tiktok: he has 34 felony convictions now, right? It sounded like much more than being mistaken about campaign funds.
Deeply unserious country
IIRC it's 34 times he did the same thing.
It's funny, but not funny haha