• Black_Mald_Futures [any]
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    6 months ago

    Look man i'm just trying to buy a chimichanga, do you take Jimmy John's credit or not? No? Just Subway and Firehouse Subs? Look I think I have a bit more left on my Quiznos card, could you take that? I JUST WANT A FUCKING CHIMICHANGA

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      6 months ago

      you may not transfer your earned points for cold drink upgrades as a member of the Subway Conductor Platinum club to any other sandwich tier and if you do not lower your voice, i will summon the restaurant police and they will escort you away from the service counter with extreme prejudice where you will lose your club membership and forfeit all earned points. and this will go on your credit report and your name will appear on the national Do Not Feed list.