• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    6 months ago

    "I got a new song I want to try out with y'all. It's called Kill Cancer." He opens the secret box on his mic stand and takes out a LIMITED EDITION 24K GOD EMPEROR TRUMPGOLD AR-15. He holds it like a Marine ready to fire. The audience is panicked. "Don't worry. It ain't loaded. See?..." He points it at the spotlights and he pulls the trigger: bullets fly, lights explode, and electronics pop. The audience is screaming. "Oops," he says.