https://subium.com/profile/feloniousmonk.bsky.social/post/3kv7hkd22oj27

  • Optimus_Subprime [he/him, they/them]
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    12 days ago

    Sorry to be that asshole but you can have knobs turned to the "on" position and not have any gas tanks hooked up. In that pic, you really can't tell if there's any tanks there.

    Combine that with what looks like raw patties, one with a slice of cheese on top, unmelted, and possibly pre cooked sausages or hot dogs, and this becomes a case of heartbreaking , to which you really don't have to hand it to them. Just acknowledge and move on.

    • Grandpa_garbagio [he/him]
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      12 days ago

      I mean the dogs look like they're grilling, don't think you can buy them with that look

      • Optimus_Subprime [he/him, they/them]
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        12 days ago

        You don't have buy them. You just have to have someone else cook them for you at another time.

        Zooming in, those casings look a little shriveled, like they've been sitting a while.

        • Nakoichi [he/him]M
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          11 days ago

          Most sausages come precooked I have worked in grocery for almost 20 years

        • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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          12 days ago

          I'm not saying that the man is literally cooking the burgers on anything but a low flame - but there are flames if you actually zoom in on the original image.

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          • Optimus_Subprime [he/him, they/them]
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            12 days ago

            That may or may not be flame.

            Those patties don't have any type of char on the underside of them. In fact, all five on the grill have no kind of searing, like they were put on the grill first, then it was just turned on, if it's on.

            Either way, Chucky The Shoe just comes off as an unrelatable jackass and an idiot.