• plinky [he/him]
      hexagon
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      5 months ago

      But Toby was jealous of Ms. Hines, and took to charging at her violently. She started carrying a shovel in self-defense whenever she stepped outside. Every morning, she wondered: “Is today going to be the day that I wake up and kill an emu in my backyard?”

      • LeZero [he/him]
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        edit-2
        5 months ago

        Is Cheryl Hines gonna have to choke a bird?..