Do you think the trireme of revolution can propel itself to victory? Nay! Without our daily diligence, our sweat and concerted labor, the ship of liberty will stagnate in the doldrums of liberalism!

Get on that rower and push yourself, for yourself and for all our futures!

And make sure to stretch! Stretch before! Stop 10 minutes in and stretch again!

  • Black_Mald_Futures [any]
    hexagon
    ·
    5 months ago

    after falling into a depressive episode

    Same thing happened to me. It's a lot of work, and my partner kinda doesn't care how fit i am (which is good I guess but it removes motivation). But you know what? It's gosh dang important to have regular exercise. Now get up, go on, and row your way to an endorphin high!

    • Chronicon [they/them]
      ·
      5 months ago
      volcel police

      geordi-no getting fit so your partner will find you attractive

      geordi-yes getting fit so you can fuck better

      • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
        ·
        5 months ago

        Show

        The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

        نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

        volcel-police