Microplastic discovery in penises raises erectile dysfunction questions
www.theguardian.com
The contaminants have also recently been found in testes and semen, amid concerns about falling male fertility

That said

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]M
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    6 days ago

    It's the new evolutionary trait being tested in beta right now where balls are being used to generate and store oil instead of just pee. It just takes a while for the plastic to decompose and liquidate.