look I don't have enough wifi to look up electoral results and french people won't talk to me, but some of the meals I've had in alpine refuges this week have been the best meals I may have ever had
I am also so wine-drunk and so exhausted from being the fastest hiker I have encountered on the TMB. These may influence my opinions
I don't like butter, meat, bread, or wine so that doesn't leave me with much options in fr*nch "cuisine"
me: "Is there anything on the menu without wine
waiter:
Lol yeah... I'm allergic to grapes, so I can't eat at like any french restaurant
though frankly, I have enough allergies I generally don't feel safe eating at any restaurant
I do like the bastardized french cooking I make for myself at home though, using rice wine, coconut cream, and vegan butter
the lengths people will go to to have a contrarian take lmao
Death to America
I've got Celiac's, man so bread is out