RamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him] to games • 5 months agoIt's dialectical you seeimagemessage-square55 fedilinkarrow-up191file-text
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Original Meme TIL, after years of playing Stardew Valley on-off, that Pierre apparently has quite the (well-deserved) hatedom.
minus-squareGlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]hexbear9·5 months agoWhy can't I romance JoJo guy? link
minus-squarethethirdgracchi [he/him, they/them]hexbear28·5 months agoBecause he's not a person, he's merely the living personification of capital itself. link
minus-squareDefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]hexbear20·5 months agoJust imagine the RP possibilities after you marry him though! : "Have you considered renting out your farm to sharecroppers at slave wages to increase profits?" link
minus-squareWashedAnus [he/him]hexbear15·5 months agoThat's why I build cabins and force my friends to work my farm for free while I sell all the crops. Also, Junimo slave labor link
minus-squareRamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him]hexagonhexbear11·5 months agoCounterpoint: Those little bastards made me go to great lengths to get five different varieties of manure for their stupid bundles so fuck em link
minus-squareCyberSyndicalist [none/use name]hexbear3·5 months ago We have very strict rules against romantic entanglements with our corpo-humanoids link
Why can't I romance JoJo guy?
Because he's not a person, he's merely the living personification of capital itself.
Just imagine the RP possibilities after you marry him though!
: "Have you considered renting out your farm to sharecroppers at slave wages to increase profits?"
That's why I build cabins and force my friends to work my farm for free while I sell all the crops.
Also, Junimo slave labor
Counterpoint: Those little bastards made me go to great lengths to get five different varieties of manure for their stupid bundles so fuck em
We have very strict rules against romantic entanglements with our corpo-humanoids