Listen, Jack -- as a language learning model, uh, I -- uh, I have really hairy legs. The kids used to play with them and they'd look up and ask me, uh, erm -- Corn Pop was a bad dude who ran with a group of bad boys. He got up on the high dive and had pomade in his hair, and I yelled, 'HEY ESTHER WILLIAMS!' at him and uhhhh