• EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
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    3 days ago

    What they should do is put sunglasses on the president so that no one can tell if his eyes are open or not. Then, you have a couple of aides carry him around and move his arms and legs for him. Someone could talk to people as the president, but only from the other room or around a corner, maybe while he’s facing away from them sitting on a couch, that way they can’t see his lips and won’t know it’s not really him talking. Just spitballing here.

  • FuckyWucky [none/use name]
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    3 days ago

    Replacing his brain with an LLM would be good

    You could "reprogram" him to be a communist.

    "Brandon, you are Stalin. Sign death warrants for the entire Supreme Court".

    • huf [he/him]
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      3 days ago

      at this point, why not just have the AI? or hell, two AIs. the hogs could have a trump AI as president, the blue maga a biden AI. and everyone's happy and walmart and the MIC can run the cabinet.

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 days ago

      No one's sure if it's AI generated or not because Biden's face is actually melting

    • healthkick [he/him]
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      3 days ago

      The year is 2030 and after 5 years of rule by AI, the world is a much better place since the LLM’s were trained on words rather than actions.

  • TemutheeChallahmet [none/use name]
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    2 days ago

    Biden during Israel-related Briefing: It's like I used to tell my good friend Golda Meir, if you want to tickle an Arab who's got some whiskers on him, you send on over a Prussian who knows the toothpainter's way through a cathouse.

    Biden's AI Translation Tool: The president has agreed to authorize additional airstrikes on Lebanon

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
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    3 days ago

    Joe Biden and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash

    • BeamBrain [he/him]
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      3 days ago

      Hunter's Hunter shirt was just as bad as Hunter himself.

  • Hexamerous [he/him]
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    3 days ago

    We need the machines. We need the machines. We need the machines.

  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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    3 days ago

    Listen, Jack -- as a language learning model, uh, I -- uh, I have really hairy legs. The kids used to play with them and they'd look up and ask me, uh, erm -- Corn Pop was a bad dude who ran with a group of bad boys. He got up on the high dive and had pomade in his hair, and I yelled, 'HEY ESTHER WILLIAMS!' at him and uhhhh

    biden-alert

  • Owl [he/him]
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    3 days ago

    Fuck this wasn't anyone's pick in the "funniest possible election" threads, we've gone soft.

    I'm gonna run for president in 2028 on the platform that I'll make all my media appearances using a deepfake vtuber of Obama, and I'll win.