• axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      I very much want Jim Caviezel doing speeches from a teleprompter. The hollywood rumor about him is that he's nearly illiterate and messes up his lines constantly. There's an old story of him from when he was shooting Person of Interest. He had one line, "No" that he kept forgetting even if there was a cue card with just that one word.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      Jim Caviezel

      After Trump introduces him he says...

      "Ego sum Jim Caviezel - Trump scriptor VP colligunt et Iesus Christus Dominus meus et Salva—."

      Trump is very angry. "Jim! People like your faith stuff. But nobody understands Latin. Do it in English like I told you to."

      "I am Jim Caviezel - Trump's VP pick and Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior..."