https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/05/070510151916.htm

https://phys.org/news/2010-04-microbes-natural-asphalt-lake.html

https://www.livescience.com/1515-asphalt-munching-bacteria-discovered.html

The weird little bastards are eating metal and petrochemicals!

As a bonus, here are fungi that eat hard ionizing radiation, including in the radioactive core of the Chernobyl NPP

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiotrophic_fungus

We're gonna make it. Well, maybe not us, but someone is definitely gonna make it.

  • Smeagolicious [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    This is why the whole "immortality is a curse" shit is cope. I'd fucking love to see evolution of life and (maybe) civilization over millions of years

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Right? "Immortality is a curse" is the most skill issue idea. As long as your body held together relatively well I'd be thrilled to live forever. There's so much to do!

        • Smeagolicious [they/them]
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          2 months ago

          Skill issue tbh. Using my immortal wisdom of untold ages I would simply not get stuck

          • cosecantphi [he/him]
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            2 months ago

            Eventually we all get stuck in the endless black abyss of the post heat death universe

            • Kuori [she/her]
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              2 months ago

              eh sure but it's that or oblivion so why not?

                • Kuori [she/her]
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                  2 months ago

                  it's how i've always felt about immortality. sure it's a gamble, but at least it's a shot at something interesting happening

                  even if you have to wait for the next universe to be born or whatever

      • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        We've never been closer. If the sharks and jellyfish and crocodiles can do it, why shouldn't we?

        Incidentally does anyone have a good news portal for research papers about this kind of thing? I'm trying to get up to date and inspired on the cellular regeneration/genetic manipulation fields. There's so much we can do and it's always been my dream to do it, and I think reading the real thing will really help me drag my adhd ass through school.

    • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      I've lived 10,000 human lifetimes, patiently lying in wait for the next sentient species to arise. Now I will go forth, mentor them, and poison their academic research forever by explaining that a bidet was for washing one's face.