On the 14th of July in 1789, a crowd of nearly one thousand protesters stormed the Bastille in Paris, France, a major event in the French Revolution, commemorated annually as "Bastille Day".

In the months running up to the uprising, the people of France were facing a dire economic crisis, food shortage, and increased militarization of Paris on orders of King Louis XVI. The Bastille was an armory and prison, perceived by many as a symbol of royal authority in the city.

On the morning of July 14th, a crowd of approximately one thousand people surrounded the Bastille, calling for the surrender of the prison, the removal of its cannon, and the release of the arms and gunpowder stored there.

After negotiations stalled, the crowd surged into the courtyard of the Bastille and were fired upon by troops in the garrison. In the carnage that followed, ninety-eight protesters and one defender of the Bastille were killed.

Governor Marquis de Launay, fearing his troops could not hold out, capitulated to the crowd and opened up the Bastille doors. He was captured and dragged towards the Hôtel de Ville in a storm of abuse. While the crowd debated his fate, the badly beaten Launay shouted "Enough! Let me die!", kicked a pastry cook in the groin, and was then promptly stabbed to death.

As news of the successful seizure of the Bastille spread throughout the country, revolutionaries established parallel structures of power for government and militias for civic protection, burned deeds of property, and in some cases attacked wealthy landlords.

King Louis XVI first learned of the storming the next morning through the Duke of La Rochefoucauld. "Is it a revolt?" asked the King. The duke replied: "No sire, it's not a revolt; it's a revolution."

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  • OrionsMask [he/him,any]
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    1 month ago

    Ooohhhhh wow shit, this is super in-depth, thanks! When I get a chance to try it, I'll let you know how it goes 😊

    • Black_Mald_Futures [any]
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      1 month ago

      sorry it's a mess but I'm not a recipe writer or follower and I just kinda tried to remember what all I did

      good luck lol hope it turns out good

      • OrionsMask [he/him,any]
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        1 month ago

        Pfft, no way, what you sent was super detailed and I wasn't expecting that at all, thank you for the effort! Also I'm equal parts shocked and in awe that you came home drunk and had the mental fortitude to make risotto of all things, props!

        • Black_Mald_Futures [any]
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          1 month ago

          Oh i was already home and drinking lol and I was like i should go to bed but first i wanted to eat. First thought was to caramelize an onion and make fancy ramen noodles but then i saw that arborio rice sitting there....

          And i bought carrots and celery to make pot pie so i need to make those go away lmao