Most reporters are very busy generating SEO manipulation and cranking out shitty articles for their private equity paymasters. But if she promises to say only good things about Brandon - she can go MSNBC and do that.
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Ninja edit: I wasn't making fun of typical reporters. They do god's work for shit pay. It was a comment about how everything is so monstrously fucked up.
Most reporters are very busy generating SEO manipulation and cranking out shitty articles for their private equity paymasters. But if she promises to say only good things about Brandon - she can go MSNBC and do that.
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Ninja edit: I wasn't making fun of typical reporters. They do god's work for shit pay. It was a comment about how everything is so monstrously fucked up.