• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    ·
    4 months ago

    Christopher: "He was my godfather. But he knew I liked Calvin & Hobbes. He knew that. Dilbert - who likes that shit? Nobody wants that shit."

    Adriana: "So that's when you keyed his car?"

    Christopher: "No. That was another thing. Are you even listening to me! Pass me the bowl!"

    Adriana: "Pass it to yourself." And she walks angrily to the bedroom.

    He throws up his hands.