• blobjim [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    People are probably storing food in them. Maybe we'll see a cybertruck broken into by a bear.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      That would be awesome.

      Even better would be if some Cybertruck owning machine head starts a thread in a forum titled "My truck was attacked by a bear!" And eventually the dolt can't help but bragging and boasting that the bear break-in was orchestrated for insurance fraud because he "couldn't find a buyer at a good price so a bear break-in was the next best thing." Then in non-surprising breaking news - the cops and his insurance company each end up with an air-tight case against him because he explains everything in detail in his thread.

      He's also - of course - banned from the site for "disrespecting the Cyber".