Yeah! Some chud was making fun of me for calling myself a tanuki, so I took one and proved that I'm at least 1/1024th.
That's some crazy damage for a raccoon to do to what is supposedly a truck. Literally punched holes in it!
People are probably storing food in them. Maybe we'll see a cybertruck broken into by a bear.
That would be awesome.
Even better would be if some Cybertruck owning machine head starts a thread in a forum titled "My truck was attacked by a bear!" And eventually the dolt can't help but bragging and boasting that the bear break-in was orchestrated for insurance fraud because he "couldn't find a buyer at a good price so a bear break-in was the next best thing." Then in non-surprising breaking news - the cops and his insurance company each end up with an air-tight case against him because he explains everything in detail in his thread.
He's also - of course - banned from the site for "disrespecting the Cyber".
Poor things don't realize the garbage inside is the manufacturing quality, not a delicious sandwich crust.
not a delicious sandwich crust.
I don't know that I would be too sure
Raccoons are trying to break into... a party where our cadre of skilled professionals have slowly outnumbered our number of new and general members of the Latvian Anti-Fascist Organization
Raccoons are trying to break into the garage door and the door is unlocked and the door is unlocked and the door is unlocked and the door is unlocked and the door is unlocked and the door is unlocked
My predictive text is a short-form horror story
Or Biden on a bad day. But then again - that's the same thing really.
There's a Latinos for trump tiktok out there with a wrapped cybertruck and from the back I really did think it was a dumpster.
