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minus-squarekristina [she/her]hexbear68·2 months agoor just decided being a school shooter was ridiculous and the way to get real notoriety is link
minus-squareMolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]hexbear42·2 months agoHonestly this is my prevailing theory. Suicide by shooting up a school or a strip mall, then Trump comes to town so fuck it, why not? link
minus-squareLemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear28·edit-22 months agoThe silicon chip inside his head gets switched to overload, but he wasn't plannin' to shoot up a school today, He's gonna plan something more bold And no one saw the red flags of him Nor his intent, by his good OpSec So we could see no reason Not a hint of reason to shoot Donald Trump at all link
minus-squareLemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear12·2 months agoEh, I'm too lazy to make another one, plus, ye do realize by the first line which song I'm parodying 'ere, eh? link
minus-squareHexBeara [none/use name]hexbear11·2 months agoSame I had no idea this was a reference link
minus-squarethe_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]hexbear11·edit-22 months agoI Hate Mondays - jim davis link
or just decided being a school shooter was ridiculous and the way to get real notoriety is
Honestly this is my prevailing theory. Suicide by shooting up a school or a strip mall, then Trump comes to town so fuck it, why not?
The silicon chip inside his head gets switched to overload,
but he wasn't plannin' to shoot up a school today,
He's gonna plan something more bold
And no one saw the red flags of him
Nor his intent, by his good OpSec
So we could see no reason
Not a hint of reason
to shoot Donald Trump at all
Bit account for making weird poetry when
Eh, I'm too lazy to make another one, plus, ye do realize by the first line which song I'm parodying 'ere, eh?
No
Same I had no idea this was a reference
I Hate Mondays - jim davis